Doctor's Office Phobic Gifts

If you know someone who fears doctor visits but appreciates a good laugh, our collection offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring humor and comfort. Perfect for easing anxieties or just showing you care with a touch of wit.

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'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.' mockup

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

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"If it were painful, could I do this?" mockup

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

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'Who wants to be examined first?' mockup

'Who wants to be examined first?'

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"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

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Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit. mockup

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

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Healthy Patients Only

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"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance." mockup

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

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'Its your archeries'

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"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine." mockup

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

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"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice." mockup

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

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'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....' mockup

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

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'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.' mockup

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

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'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!'

'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!' mockup

'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!'

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"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill."

"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill." mockup

"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill."

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"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me." mockup

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

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"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?" mockup

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

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Houdini 2019

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'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.' mockup

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

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"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."

"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results." mockup

"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."

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Receptionist to patients in waiting room: 'The doctor will be with you tomorrow as he believes that time heals all wounds.'

Receptionist to patients in waiting room: 'The doctor will be with you tomorrow as he believes that time heals all wounds.' mockup

Receptionist to patients in waiting room: 'The doctor will be with you tomorrow as he believes that time heals all wounds.'

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'He can't refer you to me... I referred you to him.'

'He can't refer you to me... I referred you to him.' mockup

'He can't refer you to me... I referred you to him.'

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Outingpatient

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'I'm pretty sure that you have something that is difficult to pronounce.'

'I'm pretty sure that you have something that is difficult to pronounce.' mockup

'I'm pretty sure that you have something that is difficult to pronounce.'

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'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.' mockup

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

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'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!' mockup

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

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'You're still holding for Mr Stein? Press one for 'anger management'.'

'You're still holding for Mr Stein? Press one for 'anger management'.' mockup

'You're still holding for Mr Stein? Press one for 'anger management'.'

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'I advise you to change doctors.' mockup

'I advise you to change doctors.'

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"If you don't mind, I'm trying a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

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"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..." mockup

"His lordship is unable to answer the phone as he doesn't like to speak with his mouth full..."

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'The doctor will be a little late...why don't you discuss each others ailments until he gets here!'

'The doctor will be a little late...why don't you discuss each others ailments until he gets here!' mockup

'The doctor will be a little late...why don't you discuss each others ailments until he gets here!'

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'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.' mockup

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

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"I really like Dr. Jenkins, but he sure doesn't update his magazines very often."

"I really like Dr. Jenkins, but he sure doesn't update his magazines very often." mockup

"I really like Dr. Jenkins, but he sure doesn't update his magazines very often."

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Doctor's Office Phobic Gifts Collection

Doctor's Office Phobic Mugs

Explore our range of humorous mugs perfect for anyone with a doctor’s office phobia—bring comfort and a smile to their daily routine.

Doctor's Office Phobic Pillows

Find cozy pillows with funny or encouraging messages—ideal for adding comfort and humor to any space.

Doctor's Office Phobic Prints

Browse our playful and inspiring prints, perfect for brightening up a room and easing medical fears with humor.

Doctor's Office Phobic T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that help lighten the mood for those who dread doctor visits—wear their sense of humor proudly.