Dockside Philosopher Gifts

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"Nation-building never works."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

A Poem about Sand

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'How's the water, dear?'

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Mozart on a lilo

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Chicken: the one-man show

"You're overthinking this."

Artist Misses the Point

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Lemmings on Vacation