Dockside Philosopher T-Shirts

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"Nation-building never works."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'How's the water, dear?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Mozart on a lilo

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Chicken: the one-man show

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Artist Misses the Point

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"You're overthinking this."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."