Dna Gifts

"I invented the spirals..." "And I invented the plastic bits holding the spirals in place!"

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'We're on a roll here. The world's first artificial Frenchman!'

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

Family DNA

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

Jerk Gene

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'ADN'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family