Dna Pillows

"I invented the spirals..." "And I invented the plastic bits holding the spirals in place!"

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'We're on a roll here. The world's first artificial Frenchman!'

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'ADN'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

DNA doctor

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."