Dna Decoder Pillows

DNA explained.

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

'I did not expect him to read the whole genome!'

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Research and Development. So all you have to do is make two of them, and then the DNA trick kicks in!

Turning points in science. I've discovered that heredity is based on this DNA molecule! That's a twist!

Geneticists as children: 'Johnnie's copying me!'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Department of Genetic Engineering: 'Same old. . . same old. . .'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'Congratulations! You've created an artificial wife!'

DNA Race

Gin-etic Engineering

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Paw readings

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'ADN'

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Information vs. confusion

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."