Debt Decoder Pillows

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"I need something to tide me over between student loans and social security."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Eurobonds Explained.

Paw readings

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Information vs. confusion

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

What comes after a trillion

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Euro crisis bailout.

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"One day more boy, all this will be yours!"