Debt Detector Pillows

"I remember the good old days when you could get a useless degree for a lot less money."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Eurobonds Explained.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

What comes after a trillion

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'It's a bill collector!'

"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Student Debt

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Hector owes us money ...'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

Euro crisis bailout.