Debt Disputer Pillows

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

U.S. Credit Rating

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Eurobonds Explained.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Recession

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

The United States Public Debt.

Run in the Family

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

What comes after a trillion

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Euro crisis bailout.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'