Debt Disputer T-Shirts

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

U.S. Credit Rating

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Eurobonds Explained.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Run in the Family

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

What comes after a trillion

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

Pandora's box.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Student Debt

"The dow is over 21,000!"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.