Dmv Worker Gifts

DMV: Expect Delays

'The Department of Motor Vehicles is here to make your phone inquiry quick and easy. Using your telephone keypad, enter your sixteen digit motorist ID, followed by your nine digit Social Security number, and your ten digit telephone number....'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Chicken Coupe.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

No Hand Signals

Metrocard error messages

A cheese grader

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'Damn, so close!'

A truck salts the road.

Spring Damage.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

Subway Chanteys

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

'This is what you get for outsourcing the white lining contract to the Police scenes of crime unit!'