Dmv Worker Prints

DMV: Expect Delays

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'The Department of Motor Vehicles is here to make your phone inquiry quick and easy. Using your telephone keypad, enter your sixteen digit motorist ID, followed by your nine digit Social Security number, and your ten digit telephone number....'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"

Men working (part time).

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Chicken Coupe.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

A cheese grader

Metrocard error messages

No Hand Signals

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'Damn, so close!'

A truck salts the road.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Spring Damage.

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

Subway Chanteys

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'This is what you get for outsourcing the white lining contract to the Police scenes of crime unit!'