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"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"

University Book Store.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

A man sitting in the grass reading

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Book Store. Information. In what section would I find guides to government regulations? "Books on Red Tape".

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

"Do you have any why-to books?"

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Book Shop

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

Video Rentals Sales. Do you have movies about robots and computers? The chip flicks are over there!

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

'Damn, so close!'