Divine Plan Devotee Gifts

"Look, I appreciate your persistence, doc, but it's settled."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Poetry Buff.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Dante Alighieri

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"I stand corrected..."

Heavenly meetings.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Give Thanks.

'It was a split decision.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

Paradise: Collection of wine

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

A.E. Housman

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."