Diversity And Inclusion Officers Gifts

"We welcome our first female employee - to make you feel more comfortable, we put some feminine hygiene products by the water cooler for you!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Glass Ceiling

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

All Hail the Matriarchy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Sales and Diversity

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"