Inclusion Officers Gifts

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

All Hail the Matriarchy

Glass Ceiling

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Couple

Sales and Diversity

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

Black Crayon

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

'Of course, at first, there was some resentment but now the chaps seem to have accepted things graciously.'

Women Have To Choose

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

"Let's pay special attention to today's corporate training topic: 'Diversity in the Workplace'."

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"I prefer snow person."