Diversity And Inclusion Officer Gifts

"Excellent application, would you like to come back when you're a man?"

'We don't discriminate at this company... Rest assured, your racial impurity will have absolutely no influence on our hiring decision.'

"Cindy is it? Be a love and make us a cup of coffee and some sandwiches, would you?"

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

"We don't want your sort in here!"

Woe Befall the Linguistic Interloper

'Nice sentiment but I don't want you hiring me just as your token Martian.'

Discrimination in the Labour Market due to sexual preference

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Glass Ceiling

All Hail the Matriarchy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Sales and Diversity

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."