Diversity And Inclusion Officer Pillows

"Excellent application, would you like to come back when you're a man?"

'We don't discriminate at this company... Rest assured, your racial impurity will have absolutely no influence on our hiring decision.'

"Cindy is it? Be a love and make us a cup of coffee and some sandwiches, would you?"

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

"We don't want your sort in here!"

'Nice sentiment but I don't want you hiring me just as your token Martian.'

Discrimination in the Labour Market due to sexual preference

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Glass Ceiling

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."