Diversity And Inclusion Officers T-Shirts

"We welcome our first female employee - to make you feel more comfortable, we put some feminine hygiene products by the water cooler for you!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Glass Ceiling

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."