Disease Cure Pillows

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

Disease Management

Distance to avoid contagion

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Mimi's final scene

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"Aways the victim."

"We've been married thirty five years, Ted. Don't go all introspective on me now."

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"First day out of bed?"

The Sunrise of Vaccines

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

Free radicals.

"It's great to be back. . .!"

Ebola reaches USA.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Fighting Malaria

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...