Disease Cure Prints

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

Disease Management

Distance to avoid contagion

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Mimi's final scene

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

"Aways the victim."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"We've been married thirty five years, Ted. Don't go all introspective on me now."

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Ebola reaches USA.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

The Sunrise of Vaccines

Free radicals.

"First day out of bed?"

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Fighting Malaria