Disease Research Pillows

'Catch this!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our war is against cancer."

Disease Management

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Catch this!'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

COVID Road Map

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases