Disease Research Gifts

'Catch this!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our war is against cancer."

Disease Management

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Catch this!'

COVID Road Map

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Flu Vaccine.

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Criminal Germs

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases