Health Research Gifts

'It's a new syndrome we're seeing more of... 'Google-itis'.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

vaccine wars.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

What the Doctor Ordered

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love