Health Research T-Shirts

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Self help acupuncture

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

vaccine wars.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

What the Doctor Ordered

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love