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'You seem sceptical.'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'So I said 'Pandemic? Pigs will fly!' And what happened? Swine flu!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Good boy."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

2021

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"