Disease Pillows

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

'I'll see your Bubonic Plague and raise you a severe case of Leprosy.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Fighting the Zika Virus

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Zika Epidemic

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"Aways the victim."

'I had this two years ago.'

Criminal Germs

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

Now landing at an airport near you.

"It's great to be back. . .!"