Nature's Remedy Researcher Pillows

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Natural Medicines

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Alternative medicine

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

For Witches of a Certain Age

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

"He is fighting a cold, I think he is ahead on points."

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

"Is this a stress-relieving home remedy?"

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'