Directional Humor Enthusiast Gifts

One way only.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Can I have a look at the map?

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Focus group

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Man staring at a large confusing map

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

Chugger

Lost Penguins.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

'I don't think your taking this seriously boy.'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

Lionel had a lazy eye.

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

Brain in Jar.

Pavement Artists

Termite Navigation.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

If you can't keep off the grass, we'll find somebody who can. I'm not sure, that's either very friendly or very threatening.