Directional Humor Enthusiast Pillows

One way only.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Can I have a look at the map?

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Focus group

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Man staring at a large confusing map

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Chugger

'I don't think your taking this seriously boy.'

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

Lionel had a lazy eye.

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

Brain in Jar.

Termite Navigation.

Pavement Artists

How are you enjoying the job? I love the job. It's the work I hate.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.