Directionally Challenged Humorist Pillows

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Exit Next Left

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Disinformation booth.

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

One way only.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'So much for your internal compass.'

Desert Roundabout

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Let me look at that map...'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

Confusing directions.

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'

Wrong Way.

Directions.