Directionally Challenged Humorist Gifts

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Exit Next Left

Disinformation booth.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

One way only.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'So much for your internal compass.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Desert Roundabout

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Let me look at that map...'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Wrong Way.

Directions.

Confusing directions.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.