Dinosaurs Forever Gifts

"The invention of taxidermy."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

I.T. Fear

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Jurassic Pork

Catasaurus

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."