Dinosaurs Gifts

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'Did I say 'merger'? I meant 'acquisition'.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'

"If you cover your eyes, you can make it go away."

Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.

'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

Dinosaur to dinosaur: 'Forget it. No matter how hard you study, you'll never become a thesaurus.'

'I can understand you getting upset when they make fun of your little arms, but eating your classmates is not the answer.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

'Okay, say you go extinct before the rest of your family...'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'

The First Vegetarians.

'I heard they're downsizing.'

'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'

Before birds and bees,