Dinosaur References Gifts

"Was it someone you ate?"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Early photobombing

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Look! No hands!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'