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"Was it someone you ate?"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Party Animals.

Ancient Racing

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Jurassic Pork.'