Dinosaur T-Shirts

"William dabbles in paleontology."

"We could really use a bidet."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Careful, Mel. Boys only want one thing."

'I just killed a big gray thing with bumps all over it - how about you folks come over for dinner?'

Hunting opportunism.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Hey, you're the one who said he was too old to order off the kids' menu.'

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Ancient boxers

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Fishermen abducted by Pterodactyl

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Party Animals.

Ancient Racing

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

E=mc2.

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Look! No hands!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.