Dinosaurs Mugs

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'Did I say 'merger'? I meant 'acquisition'.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'

"If you cover your eyes, you can make it go away."

Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.

'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You see extinction as a problem, Earl, while I view it as a wonderful opportunity for personal growth!'

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

Dinosaur to dinosaur: 'Forget it. No matter how hard you study, you'll never become a thesaurus.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

'I can understand you getting upset when they make fun of your little arms, but eating your classmates is not the answer.'

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

Why dinosaurs became extinct: 'Okay, I'm on top...now what?'

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"

"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

"But you can call me Rex."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Okay, say you go extinct before the rest of your family...'

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

The First Vegetarians.

'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'