Dinosaur Aristocrat Gifts

'They say he's sweet, but he tastes salty.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I think we overordered."

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Dino Fest

"Has he had all his shots"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."