Dino Appreciator Gifts

Unfortunately for Gronk, in the limited caveman language 'Help' and 'Looks like rain' sound identical.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"You've changed."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Laboratory Retriever

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'