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'They say he's sweet, but he tastes salty.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"I think we overordered."

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Dino Fest

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

"Has he had all his shots"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."