Dinofans Gifts

'It's nothing to worry about - Meteors fall to earth all the time.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

The Steakosaurus

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"You never take me in your arms!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'