Docu-fanatic Gifts

A fly on the wall documentary.

Professor Brian Cox

Film crew waits at the top of a mountain to film mountain climbers.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Werewolves of London..."

Reese Witherspoon

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Giant slug attacks a city

The Family Joules: Part 6

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Hollywood producer.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Blockbuster Billion Club

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."