Dino Drinkers Gifts

Jurassic period binge drinking

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Dino Snack

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

FedRex

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

How to survive the coming crash.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Utilosaurus

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

The Flirtateous Period

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.