Dino Dunkers Gifts

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

T-Rex Ballerina

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

U R Here

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

'I'd think twice if I were you...I'm related to this guy!'

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

Helpful Dinosaurs

Helpful Dinosaur

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

Dinosaur SUV's

'Yeah! Let's see LeBron James do THAT!'

Dung beetle dream: 'It must have been great to have lived in dinosaur dung days!'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

cross wired evolution

T-Rex Basketball

Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".

I don

Ernie, I though you were a star player! No, I said I was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and I led the league in dunking!

Caveman Basketball

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

Football Dinosaur

'Don't you remember what I told you? -- the bigger they are, the harder they fall!'