Dino Drinkers Pillows

Jurassic period binge drinking

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Dino Snack

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

FedRex

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

The Flirtateous Period

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Utilosaurus

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"I just invented the power lunch."