Dino-disinterested Kid Gifts

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'