Dino-disinterested Kid T-Shirts

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."