Dinner Party Comedians Gifts

By their fourth date,Debbie started to feel like Steve was sort of a 'momma's boy.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

The Gastrosexual

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"Knife...fork..."

Wegovy diet drug

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

"Oh, don't worry about that—it only goes off when someone taps 'no tip.'"

"You folks like a little something?"

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?'

'It used to be a nightmare getting him to sleep and then we discovered chloroform.'

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"

'We had that last night.'

"We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat!"

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

'Everyone loves Christmas...except the turkey!'

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

'Can you recommend something good that won't look too fattening to passers-by?'

'If it tastes just like chicken... I'd rather have chicken.'