Dinner Guests Who Enjoy A Side Of Storytelling Gifts

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

'You wished to see the house red?'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Chick in noodle soup.

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"... stop slipping up and calling Frank 'meat.'"

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

"Did I tell you that I'm seeing a chiropractor?" "That's great. Is it helping your back?" "Are you kidding, my back is killing me. We see each other every night."

"Let’s start with that waiter over there."

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

'If she says I could have cooked this for half the price - the pasta goes over her head.'

"Well, you howler monkeys sure know how to attract a waiter's attention..."

The clock-side in the chimney-corner

"I told you the service was very personal!"

Dining Alone

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"So honey, how bad was your day today?"

'No. . . it's too distracting. . . people are more comfortable with the T.V. on, Joy. Remember, we haven't seen some of these people for a long time.'